Become a priest that's lost it all and isn't gonna take it anymore - now in retro-style GameBoy graphics!
The self-help content you crave can now be yours for the low, low price of complete subservience to my every Simple Explanation, and some laughter wouldn't hurt.
Welcome to the icy thunder dome where we really do walk uphill through the snow both ways.
What's red, write, and black all over? That's write - some weird dude in a Starbucks lobby writing a screenplay in......Los Angeles