I have arisen to more crowd-funding opportunities that simply cannot be missed. Unless it's just after a major holiday, or something.

The *beep* has officially begun to become *beep*. WITNESS THE *beep*ING BECOMING!

Come. Live. It's half-price margaritas inside.

How about we try a header image for a change of pace? Perhaps your eye-lasers will find that more appealing?

The end of April, my birth month, is always a time of reflection, updating my will, and preventing the mischief god Loki from taking my soul. He is very distracted by shiny, noisy things. That is why I use pictures and GIFs in these posts. It has kept me alive for centuries.

The time to be alive is now. The time to crowdfund is now. The last of the crowdfunded is not yet here.