Blizzards be darned, I will continue to sit in my basement and play with my digital action figures, so just bring me the pizza bites and change my sheets, MOM!
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We live in The Matrix, and sometimes, butterscotch becomes celery out of nowhere. That means you better have ranch dressing nearby - RIGHT NOW!
Today is a sermon offering forgiveness, ten-or-so lashes, some sort of dessert to be determined, and a spritzer of redemption. Strap yourself into that pew and get ready to rock!
 The real life ratio took its pound of flesh and hit a four-bagger with all the celebration and jubilation of...of...what was I saying?
At the end of the day, Ned Flanders is insane, and after kissing his bushy 'stache for so very long, I might be following him that ding-dang-diddly path.
Every so often, you wiggle. Then, you jiggle. Then, before you know it, everyone's inventing new realities of dance and ethical non-monogamy.
 End The World and a new Simple Explanation get a new spotlight this week, and maybe I'll even give my opinion on something. On the internet, of all places.
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