I have been digging in the basement here, and I have found Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. It had to be somewhere, right?
Many moons ago, the former caretaker of this humble establishment thought he was funny and insightful enough to break back into the traditional "reviews" part of blog posting. His mistake is widely known...as nothing. Because no one knows of him.
It is time for some of what you hu-mans call "Spring" Cle-an-ing. I am sweeping out the old to make room for the new. I am turning over a new tree. I am dying before I can become the villain.
Do your best to enjoy some content that was made in another time, when no one knew what a Tik-Tok was or why gasoline in plastic bags wasn't a good idea.
Please see - Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice: