And so, I decided to actually play the game. Wouldn't you believe that the game was actually Dues Ex: Mankind Divided? I know - no one played that game.
Last year was a tough year to remain anchored in reality. This planet was a hell storm of grief, marking the days by the number of pickles gone from the jar, and extremely obvious racism. Video games, as always, were the answer to "How can I avoid all of this?"
Dues Ex: Mankind Divided is, technically, a video game. As such, I played it. As such, I had an opinion on it. As such, the internet must now know that opinion. What a time...to be alive.
Please see something resembling that opinion below. You...are welcome.